i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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