The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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