He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
It's never too late to be topless.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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