He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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