Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
