4 words: hood of his car
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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