So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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