I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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