i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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