He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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