these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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