Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
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