Dual....:-)
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
