He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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