I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
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you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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