I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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