he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
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I feel like half our conversations start this way.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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