I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
4 words: hood of his car
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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