So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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