quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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