I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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