thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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