Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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