Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
i am craving dick and cupcakes
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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