Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Randomize
