I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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