I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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