This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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