So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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