just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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