Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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