Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
