White coat. Heels.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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