There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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