ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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