This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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