we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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