You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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