And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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