He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
We need to get me chipped asap
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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