White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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