I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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