Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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