Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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