Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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