how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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