i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I believe in your delicious
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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