It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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