well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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