Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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