he shaved USA in his pubs
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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