AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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