I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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