We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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