You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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