I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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