How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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