I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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