I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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